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Phan Xich Long - Four hundred meters. That is the minimum distance from a bắp xào lady that an amateur tik-tokker (Mr Tony Tèo) needs to...

Saigon - Described (by himself) as a male version of Mother Theresa, a local good Samaritan confirmed that he had just raised a...

Binh Thanh - Earlier this morning a man (Mr. TB) was admitted to a local hospital with multiple fractures to his skull and is now on life...

Addis Ababa - Earlier this afternoon, Ethiopian President Sahle-Work Zewde emailed a public apology to a South African expat in Vietnam...

Johannesburg, South Africa - Christmas (much like Santa himself) suffered a big blow earlier this morning, as reports surfaced of Santa...

An unnamed secondary school in Go Vap - The latest breaking news scoop is that local Teaching Assistant, Mr. N.M.T is reportedly “sick...

Zambolizwe - Earlier this evening, the President of Congbia announced his revolutionary lockdown management plan in the fight against...

Angola (not in Vietnam)- Shaking his head while staring blankly at the result of his ill-conceived panic-buying spree, a foreigner...

Saigon - The implications of not having a haircut since April became apparent this morning, as Instagram blocked a harmless video of a...

Saigon - Earlier this morning a popular food delivery app blocked an expat's account due to a new, spine-chilling avatar. The man, who...

Saigon - Upon completion of the final touches of his new cardboard accommodation, a foreign English teacher refuted any claims that his...

Saigon - A foreigner was apprehended by local police earlier today after countless complaints (14) were received regarding the...

Nha Trang - In what has been labelled one of the worst kept secrets since the writer's dad confessed being Santa Claus all along, Nha...

Saigon - In what has been suspected for quite some time by foreigners, a Vietnamese woman (Tran) finally admitted that "Vietnamese" was...

Saigon - A Local man, "Gary", could hardly contain himself as he finally received the new liver which he ordered from a Nigerian in April...

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Saigon - The findings of a groundbreaking study by top Vietnamese scientists and linguists, which conclusively proved that a local man...

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