Phan Xich Long - Four hundred meters. That is the minimum distance from a bắp xào lady that an amateur tik-tokker (Mr Tony Tèo) needs to maintain according to a restraining order granted to said bắp xào lady. The restraining order comes after a steep drop in sales since the idiot appeared in her (peaceful and profitable until that point) life.
The 60 year old lady confirmed that her life was plain sailing, sales were solid and regular customers supported her as per usual. This was of course, until Mr. Tèo arrived on the scene and &**&%ed everything up nicely for her.
“Oh Jesus, not him again”
The tik-tokker, referring to himself (embarrassingly) as Mr. Bắp Xào, did a video with her a few weeks ago, and she tolerated the fool for the night despite the decline in sales. "His antics amused me, very very briefly". It was when she saw him appear out of the shadows the following Sunday, that her knees got weak and she almost suffered a stroke. “Oh Jesus, not him again. Well I guess that’s me for tonight. No more sales. Might as well pack up. Thanks Mr. Tèo”.
The bắp xào lady hopes to God that the restraining order against the man will get her sales back on track and put this nightmare to bed.
At press time, shockwaves were sent amongst bánh mì ladies around Saigon upon hearing Mr. Bắp Xào announcing that he is planning a video featuring “a lucky bánh mì lady”. One lady fell to her knees in prayer upon hearing the news. “Dear lord, you know I am not very religious, but I am begging you, please don’t let him choose me. I’ll do anything.”